{"product_id":"coastal-skallywag-surf-company-nowhere-fast","title":"Nowhere Fast™","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12.1pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: black;\"\u003e🌊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e CHAPTER ONE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12.1pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; color: black;\"\u003eNowhere Fast™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10.5pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.5pt; color: black;\"\u003eSome journeys don’t need a destination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eMost people spend their lives chasing the next meeting, the next promotion, or the next place they think they need to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eOut here, none of that matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eThe tide doesn’t care what day it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 7.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eThe waves don’t keep score.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 7.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eAnd the sunset never asks if you’re running late.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eNowhere Fast™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003e is for those who know the best days aren’t planned—they’re discovered somewhere between the first cup of coffee by the water and the last colors fading into the horizon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best place you’ll ever find is…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 7.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003enowhere in particular.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10.5pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: black;\"\u003e☠️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.5pt; color: black;\"\u003e Captain’s Log #001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003e“The tide has never worn a watch.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Garment-dyed\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• 7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003cbr\u003e• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coastal Skallywag Surf Company","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43524362403930,"sku":"9824994_15114","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43524362436698,"sku":"9824994_15115","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43524362469466,"sku":"9824994_15116","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43524362502234,"sku":"9824994_15117","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524362535002,"sku":"9824994_15118","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524362567770,"sku":"9824994_16326","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524362600538,"sku":"9824994_17500","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43524362633306,"sku":"9824994_15124","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43524362666074,"sku":"9824994_15125","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43524362698842,"sku":"9824994_15126","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43524362731610,"sku":"9824994_15127","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43524362764378,"sku":"9824994_15128","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43524362797146,"sku":"9824994_16335","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43524362829914,"sku":"9824994_17508","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/7284\/1562\/files\/51988506-6C51-423C-ABD1-1AA2123AC81B.png?v=1783555301","url":"https:\/\/coastalskallywag.com\/products\/coastal-skallywag-surf-company-nowhere-fast","provider":"Coastal Skallywag Surf Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}