{"product_id":"nowhere-fast™-long-sleeve","title":"Nowhere Fast™ Long Sleeve","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12.1pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: black;\"\u003e🌊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e CHAPTER ONE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 12.1pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18.0pt; color: black;\"\u003eNowhere Fast™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10.5pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.5pt; color: black;\"\u003eSome journeys don’t need a destination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eMost people spend their lives chasing the next meeting, the next promotion, or the next place they think they need to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eOut here, none of that matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eThe tide doesn’t care what day it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 7.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eThe waves don’t keep score.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 7.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eAnd the sunset never asks if you’re running late.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eNowhere Fast™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003e is for those who know the best days aren’t planned—they’re discovered somewhere between the first cup of coffee by the water and the last colors fading into the horizon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best place you’ll ever find is…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 7.0pt; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003enowhere in particular.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10.5pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; color: black;\"\u003e☠️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.5pt; color: black;\"\u003e Captain’s Log #001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in 0in 9.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003e“The tide has never worn a watch.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy ultimate comfort with this unisex garment-dyed shirt, crafted from durable heavyweight fabric and dyed for a lived-in look. 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