Don’t Feed the Locals

☠️ Don’t Feed the Locals™

You’ve been warned.

Every coastal town has locals.

Some paddle out before sunrise.

Some wear fins.

The smart ones know the difference.

Whether it’s the sharks beneath the water or the characters waiting at the beach bar, a little respect goes a long way.

And if someone tells you not to feed the locals…

There’s probably a story behind it.

☠️ Captain’s Log #014

“Good advice is usually written after someone ignored it.”

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