Don’t Feed the Locals Crewneck

☠️ Don’t Feed the Locals™

You’ve been warned.

Every coastal town has locals.

Some paddle out before sunrise.

Some wear fins.

The smart ones know the difference.

Whether it’s the sharks beneath the water or the characters waiting at the beach bar, a little respect goes a long way.

And if someone tells you not to feed the locals…

There’s probably a story behind it.

☠️ Captain’s Log #014

“Good advice is usually written after someone ignored it.”

This sweatshirt is like a thrifted gem, but better. It provides a soft, worn-in feel, vintage-washed colors, and a relaxed fit—ideal for everyday wear.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Forward-rolled shoulder
• Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
• Twill label
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.